ottawa foodies

Triangular crackers. Lots of cheese is triangular, crackers are every shape but triangular. Someone needs to invent triangular crackers.

Any more?

But ... there already are triangular crackers. However, they are all equilateral and some of the cheese I see is more scalene.

Triangular crackers already exist? I have never seen such a thing.

Triscuit makes ThinCrisps that are triangular...
Maybe too pointy-dangerous to be popular? :)

Bread shaped cheese slices, for grilled cheese!

Or just a loaf of cheese. Good one.

baconaise...oh wait, nevermind

Let's see, I have a device to make boiled eggs square, so I've got that one covered already. How about dairy that is easily digestible by all? The same for wheat. How about a nice steak that won't violate the moral code of all those political vegetarians?

For all the moral vegetarians and vegans, there is always placenta. The meat that nothing has to die for. In fact for the most part, it's the meat that nothing dies for, AND something lives. ;-)

Problem is, I'll bet you can't make bacon with it.

If you could, it would be called placebacon, and it would have zero calories and wouldn't have any flavour, but you would think that it tasted amazing.

Mouse flavoured cat food

On a similar note, foods that did not need to be invented:

www.damninteresting.com

JohnnyEnglish That is just downright creepy. I wonder how they know what human flesh tastes like...