ottawa foodies

Ok so it was probably an act, or mostly an act, or maybe . . .

priceonomics.com

"You [stupid]? No coke!! Tea Only!! No sweet and sour!! You see on menu?!! You get house special chow fun...No fork, chopstick only...What you want, fat man?"

"What do you recommend?"
"The booze."

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"Routinely, he cussed out his customers, sexually accosted female companions, and unapologetically spilled soup across laps."

Wow that's pretty awful.

Yes. Yes, it is.

Not along the same vein, but it reminds me of a time I went to Som Ruedee Steakhouse on Preston. I sat down and the waiter asked if I would like a drink. I asked "what do you have on tap?" to which he responds politely, in a British accent "water, sir"....haha. I still laugh about it.