It's a FREE Sushi Dinner, but wait.. ;) [General]

2013 Jan 17
ottawa.kijiji.ca

Anyone else see this ad? ;D

(for posterity, as Kijiji ads get deleted eventually)

"We are willing to provide you with a free dinner at a local all-you-can-eat sushi Restaurant. All we ask in return is an interesting story.

The Dinner is Sunday January 20th, and we will be contacting the winner on Wednesday January 16th.

Have you ever gone for all-you-can-eat sushi and found yourself suffering from the infamous "sushi hangover"? We have. Oh boy, have we ever... but we have found a solution! The solution to all of your (overconsumption-of-sushi-related) problems lies in bring a guest speaker.

You heard right! The key to keeping your sushi experience from rocketing from "content" to "internal stomach explosion" is proper entertainment.

Our first two sushi/guest speaker dinners were a success! We brought in guest speakers to talk about climbing Mount Kilimanjaro and Honeymooning in Madagascar, and we enjoyed our morsels of sushi in a slow and savoury manner.

And we're looking to do it again!

The offer:

Attend our dinner (held at a local sushi restaurant) and regale us with a story. The presentation should be complete with a slideshow (we will take care of the technology). In return, we will pay for your dinner.

Please email us a brief synopsis of the story you have to tell, it would help to include a picture or two. Stories can be on any subject from Extreme Pancake making, to juggling live hamsters, to a trip to Grandma's house.

Thank you, and happy sushi-ing!"

2013 Jan 17
Too.
Many.
Jokes.
argh.