UmamiJezebel
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active 2010 Jan 19 · joined 2009 Dec 22 · 14 votes cast

Umami Jezebel has been a dedicated foodie for many years:

At six, she insisted on knowing why king crab legs were not on the children's menu

At eight, she complained to her parents that the Halloween chocolates were gritty and of inferior quality

At 15 she forgoed teenage pit parties in favor of an evening at an Alsatian style brasserie to sample the choucroute.

Now at 38...

She has cooked over 6000 meals and has had over 500 restaurant meals. She estimates that she spends more on food and food-related activities and equipment than saving for retirement--and will, as a result of this choice, have to change to a strict cat food diet upon reaching the age of 65.

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2010 Jan 6
That profile is hilarious! love it