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Chewable Pampers :-)

That is hilarious! When I saw this topic I was not expecting that.
I have a food joke, kids joke but food related...

Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he didn't 'peel' well.

Guess it was more funny when the 3 year old told it to me.

What do you call an empty jar of Cheese-Whiz?

Cheese-Was!

Bwaaaahahahahahahhaaaaaaa!!!!

That was so funny, I just about whizzed myself. har har har.

guy goes to dentist as he has painfully sore teeth and gums
the dentist says "hop up in the chair we'll take some x rays and have a look"
dentist looks at the x rays and says "well I think we're going to have to remove your teeth and set them in a denture, but before we do is there one food you eat more than others?"
the guy thinks for a minute hmmm "yes, I eat a ton of hollandiase love it on my poached eggs in the morning veggies at lunch, sometimes I just eat it by itself"
the dentist says "well I think being slightly acidic we'll set your teeth in a chrome plate to make the denture"
the guy responds "won't I look a little frightening?"
the dentist says "no I think you'll look fine"
the guy thinks about it for another minute and replies "well I guess there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise"

ar ar

My Favourite...

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Cause if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.

"Let's make like a baby and head out !"

or

"Let's make like a prom dress and take off !"

or the foodie one,

"Let's make like a banana and split !"

Speaking (I mean typing) about banana's ... The Banana Splits were a Foodie Joke on to themselves.

Anyone remember ?

I just had some maple syrup but I am pretty sure it was off because it tasted d'erable.

Waiter, this coffee tastes like mud!

I'm not surprised, sir, it was ground only a few minutes ago.