Part II: Now, I'm no poutine expert, in fact I'm something of a novice. Which is why I have the fancy-schmancy French chef in my life; to judge such delicacies.
Part 1: Had to stop. How can you resist a giant, red Double Decker bus plastered with signs that read "Best Chip Truck" and "Best Fries"? It just cannot be done. I must know... I must.